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    10 October

    无边落木萧萧下 又是一年诺奖时

    据说老杜的诗无边落木萧萧下是一则字谜,怎么解释呢,南北朝的时候有宋齐梁陈,齐和梁的皇族都姓萧,两萧之下就是陈,陈无边,就是东,繁体的东落了木,就是日。迷底就是日。今年的诺奖化学和医学生理学都评得很好,让人心服口服,物理和经济不大懂,于是日就只能日他和平奖了。和平奖居然给了奥巴马,不仅是老王我不解,全美国人民也不解,他老美都不解,怎么让世界人民解呢?世界人民都不解不要紧,奥巴马自己也不解。可能除了瑞典也不挪威的什么诺奖评审委员会的人之外,便是没有明白人了。

    奥巴马获奖原因是啥外交对话和裁军承诺,我觉得要按这两点算的话,邓小平可比他胜任多了。联合国大会上是谁提出的三级世界的概念啊,不是邓小平义正词严的用四川话大声疾呼第三世界国家联合起来反对单边政策的吗?80年代美苏还在争霸的时候,不是邓小平高瞻远瞩的裁掉了中国50万军队吗?奥巴马干什么了,他从阿富汗撤军了吗?他斡旋巴以冲突了吗?他调解印巴矛盾了吗?他促成台海和谈了吗?他缓和北约东扩了吗?到今天,我才知道,原来我们的达赖活佛还算是挺敬业的,毕竟我们能抓住他的把柄也只有五十年代初里通外国指示武装叛乱对抗中央政府一条凿凿证据而已。

    人生几大乐事,桃花运不断,吸毒不上瘾,天天吃香的喝辣的,做美国总统,拿诺贝尔奖,奥巴马这回真算是齐了,他不因虚度年华而悔恨,也不因碌碌无为而羞愧,在他临死的时候回首往事肯定仰天长笑,无边落木萧萧下,老子这辈子什么牛逼事儿没干过啊?

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    Dazhe Mengwrote:
    我觉得获奖是因为代替了战争狂总统⋯⋯
    13 Oct.
    Tianyi Zhangwrote:
    ……
    13 Oct.
    zhi zhiwrote:
    达赖都发过, 和平奖就是看热闹啦
    12 Oct.
    zhi zhiwrote:
    最后一段太牛了阿
    12 Oct.
    wrote:
    hahahahaha
    11 Oct.
    Cong Liuwrote:
    牛逼,您老还是一如既往的牛逼
    11 Oct.
    佳纯 苏wrote:
    hahaha~~~~
    I felt super confused too!
    10 Oct.

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